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All this talk about A-List Celebrity bloggers is making me bad and totally wasting space in my Google Reader. So how’s about someone explains to your the responsibility that comes with being this so called A-List Blogger type:

1. Everything you say will be taken seriously (no really)
2. You can’t take a vacation because you’ll probably lose your status
3. New bloggers will call you out almost daily to try to gain some readers
4. You may end up in a mental hospital due to the stress of updating your blog almost daily
5. Your name will probably be misspronounced all over the net
6. You won’t get on the covers of magazines
7.  NO GROUPIES AT ALL (or their idea of a romantic evening is publishing a post simultaneously with you)
8. Guys will give you compliments as much as they can (unless you are a women then congrats call me!)
9. You’ll probably eventually get carpal tunel and it’s no joke especially when you sweat every time you stretch.
10. There will be haters making posts like this list about you, oh and watch out for that Jason Calacanis. ( I wonder how you pronounce his name?)

There you go now no one wants to be an A-List Blogger unless they are ready to deal with those consequences.

Thank You